30 Signs You May Have Taken Ultralight Backpacking Too Far

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  1. Lempo

    Lempo Ultralighter

  2. Charlie83

    Charlie83 Trail Blazer

    15. You’ve begun referring to yourself as a “fastpacker” – which is ******-speak for someone who thinks they’re a bit special because their pack is lighter, and they cover a few more miles than most other hikers.

    30. You use a fanny pack. That’s all I’ll say about that.
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  3. Taz38

    Taz38 Thru Hiker

    My colleagues avoid asking me gear questions...my family also...in the same way I avoid asking my son anything about starwars, my daughter about pokemon, or the OH...anything (he likes to give very long detailed answers) ;)

    I'm guilty of a few things on the list. Skimping on food isn't alway bad, I lost at least a stone on a 5 day trip which didn't do me any harm.
  4. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

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  5. Ally

    Ally Trail Blazer

    I was watching a DOE group leaving the school a few days ago from the kitchen while telling the totally uninterested 64 year old dinner lady standing next to me why the length of a compass lanyard and layering in winter was so important. Followed by how to properly fit a rucksack and theirs where all a disgrace...she just looked at me bless her lol
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  6. Charlie83

    Charlie83 Trail Blazer

  7. Chiseller

    Chiseller Thru Hiker

    Guilty on both charges.... :couchpotato:
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  8. edh

    edh Thru Hiker

    The only interesting bit of that was the Australian Alpine Track :thumbsup:
  9. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

    I watched both daughters and sons DoE groups getting ready to set off ……... and wading in like the bossy mum I am, and adjusting a couple of very poorly fitted packs.
    They have to work as team - one uncomfy member will hold the whole group up.
    Why don't their supervisors teach them how to "fit" a pack properly ??? :sour:
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  10. Foxster

    Foxster Ultralighter

    As someone who goes along on all our school's DoE hikes, I'm fairly certain that it's because the supervisors don't know any better.

    The school is glad to have warm bodies willing to give up their time. Expecting them to know much about hiking is expecting too much.

    I walk for the first day with the kids doing their first Bronze practice hikes and pass on what I can about packs, feet and such but you have to work with what you have on the day. I've had kids in their school shoes, kids with huge old ex-army packs weighing many kilos, kids wanting to carry extra stuff in carrier bags, kids with no water and/or food, kids with not-waterproof waterproofs...Don't get me started on the lack of any navigation skills.
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  11. Ally

    Ally Trail Blazer

    Pretty much what I saw some kids dressed to go to the south pole and some wearing school blazers and trousers.

    Their is another school in my area that I go in and out of where i am friendly with a PE teacher who has a fair bit of out door experience, winter climbing, arctic crossing and high altitude. We have done a bit of winter climbing and snow holing together. He takes out DoE groups sometimes and has similar stories to yourself, guess it just the luck of the draw in each school.
  12. PhilHo

    PhilHo Thru Hiker

    I was sat having my lunch by a couple of marshals who were a checkpoint for an ultra event my wife was doing. I couldn't help overhearing their conversation during which one of them described the Spine Race as a walking holiday with sleep deprivation. Hardcore fastpacking! :thumbsup:
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  13. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

    Both my kids were on Scouts/Guides organised DoE. And they had a kit shake down week before the event - so I've no complaint about wrong/inappropriate kit - they all looked to be "about right". I know one of the supervising Scout leaders is a frequent hiker/bothier/ backpacker. So why did checking that packs were adjusted properly not be part of their preparation ???

    I'm much in awe of the volunteers who give their time so freely :thumbsup:.
    Maybe it should be written into the DoE kit list - "How to make it fit" not just what to put in it.
  14. Chiseller

    Chiseller Thru Hiker

    I wonder if the sleep deprecation is only for the fast (aiming for top tier) and the slow that are not prepared enough to have practiced long days (equally in darkness) or are not used to just getting a tarp/tent and bivy out and sleeping for a few hours soundly regardless of weather, location. I've seen pictures and heard horror stories of those trying to catch sleep in aid stations or public toilets :banghead:. There's those that are in groups when it comes to rest points... It can't be easy getting any kind of rest, when there's banter and moans lol
  15. PhilHo

    PhilHo Thru Hiker

    If you do it in 150 hours and average 2 miles and hour you get 20 hours sleep. That's 5 x 4 hours. I've asked a couple of people I know who have done it about the Spine but they are not very forthcoming. I think it is horrible but pig pigheadedness gets them through. I know one man who did it and turned around and ran back.

    Double Spine
  16. Taz38

    Taz38 Thru Hiker

    I wondered about that. I'd rather bivi in a field/ park etc.

    DofE...my son took a dvd player...learnt the hard way :D
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  17. Lempo

    Lempo Ultralighter

    Better DVD player than a VCR... ;)
  18. PhilHo

    PhilHo Thru Hiker

    I feel sorry for DofE groups when I see them carrying 3kg rucksacks with a 20kg base weight in them. They don't seem very appreciative when you tell them the way to get lightweight kit is to work hard and get a good job ... for some reason. I missed the tact and diplomacy module myself.
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  19. Balagan

    Balagan Thru Hiker

    "18. You give unsolicited gear advice to hikers with heavier packs than you. You are subsequently puzzled when they tell you to **** off."
    Spot on! :D
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  20. PhilHo

    PhilHo Thru Hiker

    Not really puzzled just pleased I can still move faster than them. Plus it's the way that you tell em :confused:
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  21. Chiseller

    Chiseller Thru Hiker

    What about the time it takes, for aid stations, kit changes, foot care etc... 2mph overall and 20 hrs sleep wouldn't cut it and then it's a fail...?
  22. PhilHo

    PhilHo Thru Hiker

    I don't think they get 20 hours sleep. Hallucinating is the order of the day for the last 30 miles. I know nothing about this really. I've just taken an interest and ask about whenever I see any of the Spine runners I know. Same thing with round completists. They probably think what's that fat old git asking us all these questions for :)
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