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Discussion in 'Intros & Welcomes' started by Chiseller, Jul 15, 2017.

  1. Chiseller

    Chiseller Thru Hiker

  2. Teepee

    Teepee Thru Hiker

    Hi Chis, welcome to the forum. :)
  3. Baldy

    Baldy Thru Hiker

    The Beard to be feared :nailbiting: :D
  4. Shewie

    Shewie Administrator Staff Member

    Ey up lad :)
  5. Fair Weather Camper

    Fair Weather Camper Thru Hiker

    Has anyone ever considered the gramme saving potential, of getting a good (or bad) haircut, or a beard trim before an expedition?


    Not to denigrate your luxuriant sproutings in any way, ...Mr Chisel

    And I can't talk anyway, my barnet usually looks like I've been dragged through a hedgebackwards several times..

    @el manana you must have a spreadsheet somewhere that could tell us the weightsaving garnered as a result of a good toenail trimming??
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  6. Tartanferret

    Tartanferret Thru Hiker

    Hurrah, you finally got here mate :cool:
  7. Baldy

    Baldy Thru Hiker

    young Ed and myself did put our heads together on thus very conundrum but we just looked like a pair of tits :facepalm:
  8. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

  9. Bopdude

    Bopdude Section Hiker

    Hi and welcome :)
  10. craige

    craige Thru Hiker

    Hey, welcome to the forum :)

    @Fair Weather Camper I usually time my haircuts and stubble trims to coincide with trips. Not for weight savings but to prevent the annoyance of having squiffy hair and cr*p in my beard. Makes washing/drying easier and quicker too. You should try short hair :p
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  11. Fair Weather Camper

    Fair Weather Camper Thru Hiker

    Had a 'buzz cut' before hitch hiking to North Africa with a much shorter and blonder Australian girlfriend...

    We were often mistaken, for a conventional couple.. :):)

    Useful at times ;) even though the proprieteuse of some iocal Hamman required visual confirmation of my gender.. :eeker:

    Not sure I'd have the confidence to do it now though.

    But yes totally get the whole 'wash your face and head' , all in one go thing..

    And the beneficial velcro - like properties of the fuzz, for keeping hats on :asshat:
  12. Fair Weather Camper

    Fair Weather Camper Thru Hiker

    Wowsers..

    Lesser Spotted Bristle-Tits?

    Not a breeding pair Shirley??
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  13. Baldy

    Baldy Thru Hiker

    :eek: :nailbiting: :stop:
  14. Chiseller

    Chiseller Thru Hiker

    Cheers for the nod gents, see a few familiar faces...non of you have got any better looking I see
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  15. ADz

    ADz Thru Hiker

    Welcome Chis! :)
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  16. Lady Grey

    Lady Grey Thru Hiker

    Oh my Lord....GENTS.....how dare he..... Ruth????
    Cathy?????Fluff?????
    Nought like a woman spurned
    Let's get down to business here Ladies.
    Ready, steady, GO Go Go
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  17. Fair Weather Camper

    Fair Weather Camper Thru Hiker

    Fear not my dear... I will be building up a jolly good 'head of steam' over this one..



    But just a few tonnes of compost to spread first...

    Biceps don't tone themselves, as well you know :o o:

    So much work to be done..... On, oh so many fronts :bear:
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2017
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  18. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

    "Gents" …….. mmmmh much too much 'old school' :pompus: :shifty:.
  19. Fair Weather Camper

    Fair Weather Camper Thru Hiker

    Perhaps we should extend to him the benefit of the doubt..?

    After all, don't all of us from time to time, struggle with the 'Ways of the modern wirld'? :rolleyes:
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  20. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

    He has, of course, the 'right of reply'……...where he has every opportunity to redeem himself and say it was just a oversight/slip of the tounge ??? ;):whistling::D.

    NB. - I blame @Lady Grey …….stirring things, again :sneaky::whistling:;):thumbsup:
  21. Shewie

    Shewie Administrator Staff Member

    Don't forget to welcome Chiseller ladies ;)
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  22. Baldy

    Baldy Thru Hiker

    let them finish the washing up and ironing first.
  23. cathyjc

    cathyjc Thru Hiker

    That's fighting talk "Baldy" :whistling:
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  24. Fair Weather Camper

    Fair Weather Camper Thru Hiker

    Hello Mr Chisel!
    A pleasure to make your acquaintance I'm sure..

    I did 'like' your initial post, but given that we've not yet been formally introduced, I considered that a 'Hiya honeybunch' might come across as a tad forward..?

    Consider yourself priveludged muchly Monsieur Le Bristles... My feminista ire was raised the point of turning off the tractor to reply to your throwback sexist smoting... :clown::biggrin:

    And what prey tell is this 'ironing' of which you speaketh?? Not more intrusions from the 'modern world' I hope.. :eeker:

    Not certain quite who gains most points that round, all in as a result... But all jolly good fun anyhows eh??

    It's all about the taking part, not the winning etc etc :)
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  25. Balagan

    Balagan Thru Hiker

    Such stalwart insistence on expanding, in the name of full equality, the scope of the original poster's comment about time's cruel effect on the physical appearance of some of TL's membership to include the ladies of said forum is to be commended. ;)
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